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CHICKENHAWK HEADQUARTERSNameEmployerYear
BornRelevant
Conflict
AvoidedLame
ExcusePreferred
ActivityBush, George WCitizenry1946Vietnam A.W.O.L.Cheney, DickCitizenry1941Vietnam "had other priorities"

BARKING HEAD BRIGADENameEmployerYear
BornRelevant
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ExcusePreferred
ActivityHume, BritFaux TV1943Vietnam  Keyes, AlanFaux TV1950Vietnam HarvardLimbaugh, DavidRadio?1952Vietnam National GuardLimbaugh, RushRadio1951Vietnamanal cysts Reagan, MichaelRadio?unkVietnam

THE BUREAUCRATIC BATTALIONNamePositionYear
BornRelevant
Conflict
AvoidedLame
ExcusePreferred
ActivityAbraham, SpencerEnergy Sec.1952Vietnam Harvard LawAbrams, ElliottState Dept.1948Vietnambad backcollege, grad schoolAdelman, KenBureaucratunkVietnamskin rash Bolton, JohnState Dept.1948Vietnam  Card, AndrewHigh-Level Flunky1947Vietnam  Evans, DonCommerce Sec.1946Vietnam Sigma Alpha EpsilonHutchinson, AsaDrug Tsar1950Vietnam  Perle, RichardBureaucrat1941+C59Vietnam  Pitt, HarveyBureaucratunkVietnam Law schoolStockman, DavidBudget-Boy1946Vietnam  Thompson, TommyBureaucrat1947Vietnam National GuardWalters, JohnDrug TsarunkVietnam  Wolfowitz, PaulBureaucratunkVietnam

JAGNamePositionYear
BornRelevant
Conflict
AvoidedLame
ExcusePreferred
ActivityAshcroft, John"Justice"1942Vietnam teaching business edKennedy, AnthonyJudge of sorts1936Vietnam lawyeringOlson, TedSolicitor GeneralunkVietnam  Scalia, AntoninAssociate Justice Vietnam  Starr, KenPersecutor1947Vietnampsoriasis Thomas, ClarenceTool1948Vietnam

THE POLITICIANS PLATOONNameFranchiseYear
BornRelevant
Conflict
AvoidedLame
ExcusePreferred
ActivityAlexandar, Lamarex-Gov. (Tenn.) Vietnam  Barr, BobUS House (R-Ga.)1948Vietnam  Bartlett, RoscoeUS House (R-MD)1926WWII  Bauer, GaryNone1946Vietnam  Blunt, RoyUS House (R-Mo.)1950Vietnam  Bush, JebGov. - Fla.1953Vietnam  Chambliss, SaxbyUS House (R-Ga.)1943Vietnambad kneesrunningCraig, LarrySenator (R-Idaho)1945Vietnam  DeLay, TomUS House (R-Tex)1947Vietnam attended grad schoolEngler, JohnGov. - Mich.1948Vietnam"too fat," by 8 lbs. Gingrich, Newtex-US House (R-Ga.)1943Vietnam attended grad schoolGiuliani, Rudyex-Mayor, NYC1944Vietnam  Gramm, PhilSenate (R-Tex.)1942Vietnam marriage defermentHastert, DennisUS House (R-Ill.)1942Vietnambad kneeswrestling coach (huh?)Hutchinson, TimSenate (R-Ark.)1949Vietnam  Keating, FrankGov. - Okla.1944Vietnam  Kemp, Jackex-US House (R-NY)1935Vietnambum kneefootballLieberman, JoeSenate (Conn.)1942Vietnam  Lott, TrentSenate (R-Miss.)1941Vietnam cheerleaderMcConnell, MitchSenator (R-Ky.)1942Vietnam lawyeringMeyers, HerbertHouse Candidate, Wash.1943/46Vietnam  Nickles, DonSenator (R-Okla.)1948Vietnam cushy Guard slotQuayle, DanVeep1947Vietnam National GuardReagan, RonaldPrez1911WWII HollywoodRomney, MittNone yet1947Vietnam BYUShelby, RichardSenator (R-Ala.)1934Vietnam  Souder, MarkUS House (R-IN)1050Vietnam  Stone, RogerConsultant1952±Vietnam  Weber, VinPolitician1952Vietnam  Weld, Williamex-Gov. - Mass.1945Vietnam

THE PROPAGANDA PLATOONNameEmployerYear
BornRelevant
Conflict
AvoidedLame
ExcusePreferred
ActivityAdelman, KenRight-Wing ConspiracyunkVietnam?  Ailes, RogerFaux TV1940Vietnam  Bartley, RobertWall St.unkKorea?  Blitzer, WolfCNN1948Vietnam  Boortz, NealSyndic.1945Vietnam  Clancy, TomSelf-Amused?Vietnam  Coulter, AnnRight-Wing ConspiracyunkDesert Storm  Doocy, SteveFaux-TVunkDesert Storm  Feder, DonSyndic.unkVietnam law schoolForbes, SteveNews Baron1947Vietnam  Gottlieb, AlanSyndic.unkVietnam National GuardGreenwood, LeeRecord racketunkVietnam  Hannity, SeanFaux TVunkpost-Vietnam  Harvey, Paul?1918WWII  Kilmeade, BrianFaux-TVunkDesert Storm  Kristol, WilliamVanity PressunkVietnam  Ledeen, MichaelThink Tank CommandounkVietnam  Medved, Michael?1948Vietnam taught 3rd gradeMcRaney, GeraldHollywood1947Vietnam  Olasky, MarvinU-Texas J-School1950±Vietnam  O'Reilly, BillFaux TV1949Vietnam  O'Rourke, P.J.Self-Amused1947Vietnam  Savage, MichaelRadiounkVietnam  Snow, TonyFaux TVunkVietnam  Stallone, SylvesterLa-La Land1946Vietnam private girls schoolStein, BenComedy Channel1944Vietnam attended law schoolTyrrell, R. EmmettPropagandistunkVietnam  Wayne, JohnPropagandist1907WWII  Will, GeorgePropagandist1941Vietnam Divinity School

NEW HAMPSHIRE NOTABLESNamePosition
or
EmployerYear
BornRelevant
Conflict
AvoidedLame
ExcusePreferred
ActivityBass, CharliePolitician1952Vietnam  Carmen, GeraldDC Lobbyist1930Korea collegeChandler, John PHAncestors?1911WWII pencil pushingDouglas, ChuckUnk1942Vietnam  Finnegan, JimBill Loeb1930Korea disk jockeyGregg, JuddPolitician1947Vietnambad knees, acnecollegeLessner, DickBill LoebunkVietnam divinity schoolLoeb, WilliamBeelzebub1905WWII  McQuaid, JoeBill Loeb1949Vietnam"trick shoulder"copy boyRath, TomLegal clients1945Vietnam law schoolThomson, MeldrimTaxpayer1912WWII pencil pushingThomson, RobbTaxpayer1952Vietnam  Thomson, PeterTaxpayer1941Vietnam  Tibbetts, DonBill Loeb1930Korea disk jockey

SUI GENERIS SQUADNameModus
OperandiYear
BornRelevant
Conflict
AvoidedLame
ExcusePreferred
ActivityBennett, BillPublic Scold1943Vietnam attended grad schoolCohn, RoyCreep1927Korea terrorismFalwell, JerryHoly Man1933Korea  Gaffney, FrankMissile Salesman1953Vietnamzits Graham, BillyHoly man1918WWII  LaPierre, WayneHead Gun NutunkVietnam  Nugent, TedNoisemaker1948Vietnam  Robertson, PatHoly Man1930Korea  Rove, KarlPuppeteer1950Vietnam many schools; no degreesSinatra, FrankEntertainer1915WWIIpunctured eardrum

Chickenhawk Notes
Definition

A chickenhawk is a term often applied to public persons - generally male - who (1) tend to advocate, or are fervent supporters of those who advocate, military solutions to political problems, and who have personally (2) declined to take advantage of a significant opportunity to serve in uniform during wartime.

Some individuals may qualify more for their political associations than for any demonstrated personal tendency towards bellicosity. Some women may be included for exceptional bellicosity.

There is another, less savory definition of the term chickenhawk. It is not relevant to this discussion; we intend no such associations to be drawn here.

This list is provisonal. The management of the Gazette is proud to have served the vital public function of assembling the best known list of American chickenhawks, but we confess - we declare and emphasize - that we have not the resources to tend to it properly. Therefore we declare it provisional: we acknowledge there may be faults - hell, we know there are.

Errors and Omissions

Anyone falsely characterized as a chickenhawk is particularly welcome to correct any errors. We encourage every interested American to feel free to nominate chickenhawks, or to fill in missing information. Nominations are solicited from all sources.

History

We assembled an earlier version of this list by merging two or three less complete lists. We then added more than a score of names ourselves. We posted the list to the Gazette's website in March, where it seemed to catch the public's interest. Twenty or more names were then added to create the list as you see it here.
Chickenhawk Details
George W. Bush: Yeah, right. He was in uniform. Big deal. See http://www.awolbush.com

Bill Clinton: He may have launched a few cruise missiles to distract us from a dalliance with a girl half his age, but our judges believe he wasn't bellicose enough to make the cut. Your mileage may vary.

Tom Delay: "DeLay's excuse for having a yellow streak as wide as the Rio Grande down his back is truly imaginative, if you take a delight in the bizarre. The man who believes Dioxin is good for you (again, we are not making this up), claims that he volunteered for Vietnam, but all the spots were taken up by minorities, so he was not allowed to serve. Clearly all those years of exposure to toxic chemicals had some serious side effects on 'Ol Tom." - Esther and/or Jeff Clark

Sean Hannity: Too young for 'Nam, but anyone that bellicose could have horned in on Panama or Desert Storm somehow.

Paul Harvey: A complicated case. We're working on a dossier.

Trent Lott: "Dear Sir or Madam, Please be advised that Trent "Cheerleader" Lott is NOT a senator from Louisiana as you have mislabeled him but rather from the state of Mississippi. We have enough problems in Louisiana without someone thinking this toupee wearing, right wing fop is our Senator! - Please correct your entry and keep up the good work! - Rev. Kenneth M. Kafoed"

Ted Nugent: An amusing case. We're working on a dossier.

Richard Perle: We're working on a dossier.

Ronald Reagan: A complicated case. He remains listed because our judges believe his bellicosity outweighs his relatively painless service.

Pat Robertson: As we recall it, Pete McCloskey charged that Robertson's father got him posted to Japan shortly after his unit arrived in Korea. Robertson responded with a libel suit, which he later dropped. "[His own] libel suit [against fellow former Marine Pete McCloskey] turned out to be an embarrassment to Robertson. During depositions, Paul Brosnan, Jr., a retired university professor who served with Robertson in Korea, backed up [Congressman Pete] McCloskey's claim and went even further, asserting that the televangelist had consorted with prostitutes and had sexually harassed a Korean cleaning girl who worked in the barracks." --Rob Boston, The Most Dangerous Man in America, Prometheus Books, 1996.

Steven Spielberg: We read his films as ultimately adding to the glorification of war. Perhaps we're wrong. This nomination has been challenged, and is open to debate.

John Wayne: "Another notable Hollywood faker to consider is Marion Morrison. Born in 1907, he decided to jump past his competitors like Jimmy Stewart and Henry Fonda by using his married status as a reason to avoid volunteering for the cause. As John Wayne, a phony name for a phony man, he played a lot of war heroes, while he ran away from anything resembling patriotism, except the pose. - Ray Duray
Another Sort of Chickenhawk Altogether
We realized with a shudder today that with all the noise we've making about "chickenhawks" - who are in general a less-than inspiring lot - we've neglected to mention a self-described chickenhawk of an altogether different sort: Robert Mason.

Robert Mason was an Army helicopter pilot with the First Cavalry in Vietnam in 1965 and 1966. His best-selling memoir "Chickenhawk" will likely remain the definitive portrayal of the war as seen from the pilot's seat of a Huey.

In 1984, when Mason's "Chickenhawk" was on the New York Times best seller list, its author was in prison for trying to sail a boat full of marijuana into the country. How an ace Army helicopter pilot became a drug smuggler is revealed in Mason's second book, "Chickenhawk: Back in the World."

It will come as no surprise to Mason's fellow veterans that PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - had something to do with the course of his life after the war. Mason's aptly-named wife Patience wrote a valuable book of her own, Recovering From the War: A Guide for all Veterans, Family Members, Friends, and Therapists, published by Viking in 1990.

The fact that the term "chickenhawk" applies to belligerent draft dodgers like Saxby Chambliss and Tom Delay, and to men like Robert Mason, is, as far as we can tell, simply further proof that if you follow something to its extreme, you may meet its opposite.
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The assembler of this information meditates on his own service in Vietnam, in Cognitive Dissonance and Moral Imperatives, or, From One Morgue to Another

The alleged "gentlemen" listed in this database are here because they share three qualities: bellicosity (a warlike manner or temperament), public prominence, and a curious lack of wartime service when others their age had no trouble finding the fight. (Sorry, Dan and George W. and Dan Q. - your safe, cushy National Guard slots won't help you now.) The fact that they's almost all Republicans is ... well, curious, don't you think? No doubt this list is incomplete. Readers are encouraged to nominate their favorite overlooked chickenhawks.